Bf: I don't know, let's play it out... I'm the married guy and you're the weird strange chick.
Me: I'm weird?
Bf: Well isn't that girl on the show kinda crazy?
Me: He left her for his ex because she was pregnant and he keeps leading her on. She's just going along with that when she should move on.
Bf: Okay, so I'm married and you're....my ex.
Me: Am I supposed to kiss you now?
Bf: I guess?
Me: Oh, Jack, you can't deny our love is so powerful!
Bf: *bursts into laughter*
lol. the end.